Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Military Quotes - humor list

Military Quotes
by Miss Cellania

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." -General MacArthur

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." -U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.

"Tracers work both ways." -U.S.. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper.. Once."

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Marine Recruit

Clean it, if it's Dirty. Oil it, if it Squeaks. But: Don't Screw with it, if it Works! -USAF Electronic Technician

"If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him." -USAF - Ammo Troop

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