I ran across this blog one day that features artists and musicians from my neck of the woods - central New York (Syracuse area).
Monday, July 28, 2008
Afro Ninja - Video
Another video in the series of not-so-bright humans who want to see how badfly they can injure themselves.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Punny Jokes
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "
But why?," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
But why?," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
Ultimate Flips - Video
Guys jumping and flipping all over the place. I can barely walk across a room with a flat floor, so this impresses me. The only question I have to ask myself is - why?
Ultimate Flips!!! - The most amazing home videos are here
Ultimate Flips!!! - The most amazing home videos are here
Fish Hat - Link
I found this fish hat online and thought it was pretty interesting. If your kids really enjoyed Finding Nemo, they might enjoy the hat. It doesn't say if the hat can swim or not, but it does indicate that it can also be used as a puppet. Only $21.95.
Video - Motorcycle Rider
This guy loses his bike in a race - but finds it again in time to rejoin the fun.
http://view.break.com/505730 - Watch more free videos
http://view.break.com/505730 - Watch more free videos
Funny Photos - The Strange Race of Humans
We humans are a strange animal. We boast the greatest intelligence of all species on the earth - and we often do some of the stupidest things to ourselves...
Friday, July 25, 2008
Family Not Allowed to Fly
Southwest airlines detained a family (Mom and 4 kids) and refused to let them board their connecting flight home, thus detainining them miles from home. What do you think?
Man Saves Drowning Bear - Link
The J-Walk Blog reports on this strange story. Seems to me that the guy is lucky to still be alive. The link is below.
10 Most Worthless College Majors - Link
From Holy Taco, the 10 most worthless college majors. You can read more about why each was selected on the original web site.
10. Art History
9. Philosophy
8. American Studies
7. Music Therapy
6. Communications
5. Dance
4. English Lit
3. Latin
2. Film
1. Religion
10. Art History
9. Philosophy
8. American Studies
7. Music Therapy
6. Communications
5. Dance
4. English Lit
3. Latin
2. Film
1. Religion
13 Truly Unlucky Celebrities - Link
As determined by Yahoo, here are the stories of 13 very unlucky celebrities. First a sample, then the link...
Link
13. BRANDON DE WILDE, Actor.1942 - 1972. Cause of death: Motorbike Accident, age 30.These days most people remember Brandon as the hopeful yet thoroughly annoying Joey from the Alan Ladd classic SHANE. But in his day, Brandon was an up-and-coming star of screen and stage. He made his Broadway debut at only 7 years old, participating in 492 performances of hit show "The Member of the Wedding." He was Oscar nominated at age 11 for SHANE (1953), and went on to feature in HUD (1963), In HARM'S WAY (1965), and other films, costarring with Paul Newman, Warren Beatty, John Wayne, Eva Marie Saint, and James Stewart. In July of 1972 Brandon was schedule to appear in the Leonard Gershe play "Butterflies Are Free" in Denver, Colorado. En route he swerved to avoid an accident, hit another vehicle, and wound up pinned under his motorcycle with massive injuries. He died shortly afterwards.
Link
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Joke - Punny Things
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs Benedict."
His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"
The waiter sings, "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"
The waiter sings, "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Video - Why Did I Get a Credit Card?
A parody of the TV ads for Free Credit Report.com. Some adult themes..
Link - Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
A blog with dozens - if not hundreds of cat photos - which you can purchase as cards. Link is below the photo.
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