Thursday, January 31, 2013

Joke time

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old
husband in bed with another woman.. She became violent and ended up pushing
him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had
anything to say in her own defense.

'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'

She's crazy good

Unfair advantage

Jet skiing - he's not doing it right.

3 nifty opitcal illusions

You've got to get him looking first...

It's kind of punny.

All those wasted photographic pixels just for this silly little pun. Tsk tsk.

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

Good advice for my fellow Internet riders...

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Turns out, it's your lucky day...

E-card enthusiasm

Yep, I've somehow managed to round up yet another batch of e-cards that I thought were funny, insulting or vulgar enough to post. Enjoy.


Here's today's quickie...

How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Joke time

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack
of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

What's THAT all about?

Some sort of exercise

Going for a little ride

Pouring the juice

Keeping the kids real.

That day has come

Pooh still inspires

High school photos of celebs.

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Some days are luckier than others.

Thank your lucky stars.

Please let me finish my sentence!

Something a little bit different in the first post of the day - pretty women and suggestive commentary.