Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

Pregnancy tips for parents-to-be

Pregnancy tips and child-rearing tips for parents to be. (Click on the image to enlarge)

Sex education for girls circa 1960

Tennis, Anyone?

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Look alikes.

I had to break a single image into several smaller ones to enlarge enough to be viewed easily on this blog.

Dr. House is exasperated

Friday, August 26, 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Redneck Etiquette from Martha Stewart


1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before
shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to
change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included
in the will, it is still considered tacky to
drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.


1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt
the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to
"bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always
hold it with your fingers covering the label.


1. A centerpiece for the table should never be
anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...
no matter how good his manners are.


1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this
is a job that should be done in private using
one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing
for several days. However, if you live alone,
deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a
social no-no, as they tend to detract from a
woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger

DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook,
especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested:
"I've been wanting to go out with you since I
read that stuff on the bathroom wall two
years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is
expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others
might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer,
it is the man's responsibility to get her to school
on time.


1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and
picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen.
Tests have proven they can't hear you.


1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a
wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may
get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A
leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean
bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and
shoes for this special occasion.


1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles;
Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle
with the largest tires always has the right
of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas
can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral

Walking on air

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Joke - Little Johnny goes to church.

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning son."

"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, focused on the plaque.

"Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor.

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"

Good toss

Friday, August 19, 2011