Monday, December 31, 2012

Checking it out

A rather funny video about karma...

Joke time

Just before his son was to be married, a man decided to offer him some fatherly advice.

"Son, on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and told her to try them on. She did and then she said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' We've never had any problems since then."

Impressed, the son decided to try the same tactic as his father. That night in his honeymoon suite, he took off his pants, handed them to his new wife and told her to try them on.

"But they're too large," she said. "They won't fit me."

"Exactly," he replied. "I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."

His wife then took off her panties, handed them to him and told him to try them on.

"I can't get into your panties," he said, astonished.

"Exactly," his wife replied, "and if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

Working her way to the top

When you've got it, you might just as well flaunt it because you won't have it forever.

Good ploy

How gangstas can avoid the cops.


Poor little guy - he'll never make a move on a girl again.

Seems legit

He's definitely Daddy's little boy.

Putin will win

I am sure that Putin is a legend in his own mind...

Redneck rider

A joke in panels

See, his wrestling name was "The Rock." Get it now?

Fun facts

How do they know this stuff? Can we be sure they are right?

An e-card blast

More with the humor, insults and vulgarity in the form of the e-card meme...


Here's today's quickie...

A farmer is milking his cow and as he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the udder."

Was it good for you too?

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Stupid men tricks

Never let it be said that, given a few tools and a little time, men can't find a way to have stupid fun. At least no one got hurt here.

Joke time

One summer a beautiful blonde college student wanted to earn some extra money, so she went door to door in her neighborhood  looking for odd jobs. Finally, a man asked her to paint his porch. 

She returned the next day with supplies and started working  After an hour, she knocked on his door to let him know she had finished. 

When he opened it she said, "I just wanted to let you know that I'm done with the job. Oh, and by the way, you don't have a Porsche, you have a Lexus."

Hula Hoop

Who knew Hula Hooping could look so good?

Special lift

Wow - they're making those chair lifts a lot more exciting these days.


Was there some point to making the jump in the first place?


These guys look like they are in a serious hurry to use the bathroom.


It's unfortunate for that guy in the back that they ran out of protective helmets.

Portable smokestack

Here's a guy with a comment on your theory of human-initiated global warming...


We all like our stuff - here are a few items you might not have... You can click on the image to view larger.

Fun Facts of the day

Once again, use caution if wagering on the truth of these "facts" - they have not been verified by the owner of this web site.

Demotivator blast

Another dump of 15 demotivators I've found all over the Web.