Things to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do yoga?"
"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken ..."
"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot!"
"... in Jesus' name, Amen."