Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Joke - First Child

A man whose wife was going into labor dialed 911 in a panic. When the dispatcher answered, he cried, "My wife is having a baby. Her con­tractions are only two minutes apart. What do I do?"

The dispatcher said, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

"No," the frantic man replied. "This is her husband."

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