A woman was distraught because she had not dated in a long time. Her doctor suggested she visit a Chinese sex therapist, Dr Wang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr Wang said, "OK. Take off your crows."
The woman did so and stood naked before him.
"Now" Dr. Wang said, "get down on your knees and craw very fast away from me to the other side of the room.”
She got down on all fours and crawled away from him.
"Now craw back," he said.
She did as he asked. Dr Wang shook his head. "Your probrem is very bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Worst case I ever saw. That's why you don't have dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary disease?"
Wang replied, "Your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”