Doctor, doctor - my husband thinks he's an elevator.
Well, bring him in to see me right away!
I can't - he doesn't stop at this floor.
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Doctor, doctor - my wife thinks she's a chicken.
Well, bring her in to see me.
I'm not sure I want to - we really enjoy the eggs.
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Doctor, I couldn't finish all that medicine you gave me.
Did you take a warm bath first to relax yourself?
I did, but once I finished the bath, I didn't have room for the medicine.
Ba dum bump.
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