Friday, September 26, 2014

Redneck joke

Two rednecks were standing around talking one afternoon while 'working' on a car and downing a few beers.

After a while the first redneck says to the second, “If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?”

The second redneck leaned his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.

Finally he says, “Well I don’t know about related, but I reckon that makes us even.”

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