Funny talk

Stupid celebrity quotes

Britney Spears

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘chicken by the sea’.”

Tara Reid

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.”

Christina Aguilera

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Alicia Silverstone

“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

Justin Bieber

“German? I don’t know what that means … we don’t say that in America.”

Tyra Banks

“I close my eyes while driving and just sing along. I always open them again in time.”

Donald Trump

“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.”

Axl Rose

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”

Naomi Campbell

“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”

Kanye West

“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

Mariah Carey

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”

Brooke Shields

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”