Saturday, July 20, 2013

Joke time

Confucius say...

Man who read woman like book, prefer braille.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
He who sleeps in cat house by day, in doghouse by night.
Man who self-satisfy come in handy.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
He who has hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
He who drives like hell, bound to get there!
He who goes to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand.
He who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
He who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train, likely to end up with splitting headache.
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

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