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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

If these seventeen people weren't nominated for a Darwin Award, they should have been

A Swiss woman went on "Sunlight Delight" diet wherein she attempted to get all her nutrients from the sun; died of starvation.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A snake-handling pastor died after being bitten by a snake he was handling.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A man died trying to take a selfie while holding a gun to his head and apparently pressed with the finger on his right hand instead of his left.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A naked Portland man doing pushups in the middle of the street at 4 AM was run over and killed.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
An Argentinian woman died trying to give herself a breast enlargement by injecting Vaseline into her breasts. The Vaseline Company could not be reached for comment.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
Two people in China died and 4 more were injured trying to pull a $320 phone out of a toilet.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A man got cut by a razor attached to his own fighting chicken, ran from police while bleeding, refused medical attention, and bled to death.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A woman in New Zealand died from drinking 10 liters of Coke everyday.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A woman had gastric bypass surgery to shrink her stomach to the size of a walnut. She ate bowling ball-sized meals anyway and died suffocating on food piling up in her esophagus.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A Boy died at a border crossing after drinking meth in an attempt to convince officials that it's apple juice.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A man went swimming in a river even though he knew it had one of the highest populations of crocodiles in the world. He was then eaten by a crocodile.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A drunk man in the Philippines accidentally shot his penis and died.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
Aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness tweeted "YOLO" about drunk driving minutes before crashing his car and dying.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A man in Clovis shot himself in the head while trying to convince his girlfriend he knew how to beat Russian Roulette.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness
A woman died of a drug overdose while celebrating her new job as a drug counselor.
People Who Will Not Be Winning Any Awards for Greatness

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