-Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
-I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
-How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
-I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
-They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
-Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
-I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
-Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her Job because she couldn't control her pupils?
-Broken pencils are pointless.
-I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
-What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
-I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
-I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
-Velcro — what a rip off!
-A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy
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