Three silly doctor jokes

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: Ninety dollars.

Patient: Ninety dollars for just a few minutes' work?

Dentist: I can do it slower if you like"
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Doctor, am I going to die?"

"That's the last thing you're going to do."
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"Doctor, my fingers hurt. Do you think I should file my nails?"

"No, just throw them away."

Three silly doctor jokes

"Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can't pay that before the end of the month!"

"Okay, you have six months to live."
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"Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room."

"Tell him I can't see him now."
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"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

"Come now, pull yourself together."