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Showing posts with label oldies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oldies. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Joke Time


Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday 

 They include:

Bobby Darin —  Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits ==  Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —  I Get By With A Little Help From My Depends

The Bee Gees —  How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack —  The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash —  I Can’t See Clearly Now

Paul Simon —  Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —  Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem —  A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer —  You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —  Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone

Tony Orlando —  Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy —  I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Abba — Denture Queen

Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure,and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Humor - Oldies But Goodies

I've done posts like this before, but I think there are a few new ones in here as well. As an oldie-but-goodie myself, I like these song titles.


Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers:

1. Herman's Hermits "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" 2. The Bee Gees "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
3. Bobby Darin "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
4. Ringo Starr "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
5. Roberta Flack "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
6. Johnny Nash "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
7. Paul Simon "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
8. Commodores "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
9. Procol Harem "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
10. Leo Sayer "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
11. The Temptations "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
12 ABBA "DENTURE QUEEN"
13. Elvis "HEARTBREAK HOSPICE"
14. Dylan "LIKE A KIDNEY STONE"
15. Queen "WE WERE THE CHAMPIONS"
16. Beatles "WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY MEDS"
17. Dion "LIMPAROUND SUE"
18. The Rolling Stones "LIMPING-JACK FLASH"
19. Tony Orlando "KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU HEAR ME FALL"
20. Helen Reddy "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE"
21. Willie Nelson "ON THE THRONE AGAIN"
22. John Denver "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH (FIBER)"
23.Lesley Gore "IT'S MY PROCEDURE AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO"