Humor - Prison v. Work

Prison vs. Work

In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

In prison, you get three free meals a day.
At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In prison, you get time off for good behaviour.
At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

In prison, a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison, you can watch television and play games.
At work, you can get fired for watching television and playing games.

In prison, you get your own toilet.
At work, you have to share.

In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work -- and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison, you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.