Tired of their lack of spending money, the redneck brothers decided to find work. At the end of their first day of work, they had earned a total of three dollars. After they had spent hours considering ways to enjoy their fortune, the older brother decided to take the cash and go shopping. When he returned, he proudly displayed a box of tampons.
"Gillie," the younger brother asked in exasperation, "what in blazes are we supposed to do with that?"
"Look at the box, Buford." his brother replied. "It says right here you can go swimming, sailing, and horseback riding. . . ."