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Friday, December 15, 2006

Joke Time
A couple of dillies.

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common." said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?"

"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'", was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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