Three Irishmen passed a graveyard while they were stumbling home from a night at their favorite pub. "Come look over here," the first man said. "It's Michael O'Grady's grave. The tombstone says that he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," the second man replied. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole. He was 95 when he died."
The last Irishman exclaimed, "Good God, here's a fellow who lived until he was 145."
"What was his name?" the other two asked.
The third Irishman lit a match and said, "Miles, from Dublin."
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