One of the cheapest hoots that a person can get is to read Cards in a card store.
Second to that is the catalog from "What on Earth"
Shut up Voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip again.
I just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Did I miss anything?
For the school teacher - Books is good
My inner child thinks your a big poopy face.
For Latin scholars - Et Tu Dufus?
Maybe I'm not
So what part of Quantum Physics don't you understand.
For me - They say I have ADD but they just don't understand Oh look a chicken
For all of us - We're retired Your not! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
You're not what they call book smart are you?
Don't make me poison your dinner
Door mat :
Don't make me come out there
---Signed the dog