A car pulled out of the Mom and Pop filling station in West Virginia and headed north. The young driver waved goodbye to the friendly owners and yelled, "Thank you!"
Mom turned to her husband of 50 years and asked, "Pa, did you give good directions to that poor homesick girl who said she wanted to get back to Alabama in the worst way?"
"I sure did. Ma," he assured her. "I sent her five hundred miles through some cities and over treacherous mountain trails. It was the worst way to Alabama I could think of."