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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Joke Time
An old guy came home in the middle of the. afternoon to find his young wife standing in the middle of their apartment in three inches of water, wearing a red G-string, seven-inch heels and nothing else. "What in God's name happened here?" he bellowed.

"I think the water bed busted," the trembling woman replied.Just then a naked guy floated by.
"Who the hell is that?" demanded the husband.

"I don't know," she said in wide-eyed innocence. "Must be a lifeguard."

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