Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Joke Time

Once upon a time a guy said to a girl, "Will you marry me?"
She said no, and he lived happily ever after.


I want to go out tonight," a woman said to her husband. "Take me somewhere expensive."
"Sure," he replied and then dropped her off at an Exxon station.


Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
Because he was a little more on.

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