Saturday, December 29, 2007

Joke Time

Extreme Bumper Stickers
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners

- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot,

- Who were the beta testers for Preparations
A through G?

- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement

- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

- White water is over when the First Lady sings.

- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ....or something like

- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.

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