Joke time

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth, a 'beautiful' and 'talented' golfer  who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.

"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"

"Jim," he replied.

"Jim forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Jim answered,  "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," Jim finally agreed, And added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and  putting lessons, Jim thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "she wont know a thing.  By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!"