Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

Toe - a part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.

 Wait - what? That was too fast for you? Let's do it again - a little slower this time.

Teacher: Billy, I understand you like magic. What's your favorite trick?
Billy: Sawing people in half.
Teacher: Interesting! And are there any other children in your family?
Billy: Yes, ma'am.,I have two half brothers and two half sisters

 Ahhh - that's better - much better.