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Thursday, March 28, 2013

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

What do you call a man who has lost 95 per­cent of his brainpower?
A widower.

Oooh - that was too quick - let's try again.

Why did God create man before he created woman?
Because he didn't want any advice.

I hope you enjoyed today's quickies.

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