Thanks to the Internet, we have a collection of cheesy pick up lines that are the cheesiest:
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- Can I ask you for directions? [to where?] To your heart.
- If I had a star every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
- If we had a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together.
- Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
- Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low!
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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