Sunday, October 25, 2015

You're an extreme redneck if...

You're An Extreme Redneck If...

  • You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
  • Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
  • Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey all y'all, watch this!"
  • Your junior prom offered day care.
  • You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
  • You've ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
  • The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you.
  • You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
  • One of your kids was born on a pool table.
  • You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
  • You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
  • Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
  • You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
  • Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
  • You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

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