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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
---George Carlin

I hope it was good for you as well.

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
---George Carlin

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
---George Carlin

I hope it was good for you too.

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
---George Carlin

I hope it was good for you too.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
---George Carlin

I hope that pleased you today.