103-year-old Ed Rondthaler gives his English spelling reform lesson below.
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Monday, February 23, 2009
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Saturday, August 11, 2007
Joke - Foreign Dignitary
An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president.
When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. The first reporter asked the chief if he had had a comfortable flight.
The chief made a series of weird noises....”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-“...and then said in perfect English, “Yes, I had a very nice flight.”
The second reporter asked, “Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?”
The chief made the same noises...”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z”...and then said, “Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building.”
“Where did you learn to speak such perfect English?” asked the third reporter.
The chief replied, “Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z...from the short-wave radio.”
When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. The first reporter asked the chief if he had had a comfortable flight.
The chief made a series of weird noises....”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-“...and then said in perfect English, “Yes, I had a very nice flight.”
The second reporter asked, “Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?”
The chief made the same noises...”screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z”...and then said, “Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building.”
“Where did you learn to speak such perfect English?” asked the third reporter.
The chief replied, “Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z...from the short-wave radio.”
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Video - Border Patrol
Click on the photo to link to a pretty funny little video of an Englishman fooling some German broder crossing guards.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Fun Photo - English Rose
An English Rose. Funny, but the red, white and blue colors might be Americanized with the addition of a few stars.
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