Joke time

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. 

Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little and often fasted. As a result, he was quite thin and frail. 

Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. 

Therefore, he came to be known as a super callused, fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

Punny Joke

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath.

He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.