Joke Time

MacDermott and MacDuff were sitting in the clubhouse on a raw, blustery day, thawing their beards in front of the fireplace while freezing rain beat against the windows. The pair was silent for a long time over their whiskeys.

Finally, MacDermott spoke, "That was quite a round of golf."

"Aye," MacDuff replied. "Same time next Saturday?"

"Aye," said MacDuff, "weather permitting."