Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Thursday, April 04, 2013
Monday, December 10, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Tiger's mistresses gather for the press conference
Andy Borowitz often posts some funny stuff on his web site and in his emails.
With Tiger Woods’ much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend’s mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stadium’s giant Jumbotron.
Traffic snarled for miles as the vehicles filled with cocktail waitresses, restaurant hostesses and Playboy models clogged the streets leading to the storied baseball venue.
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Tiger Woods Jokes
I scarfed these from Bits and Pieces...
Tiger Woods crashed his car near his home in the Orlando Florida area. Isn’t it about time for some Tiger jokes?
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
it’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
He should have used a driver …
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Hollywood is making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, August 29, 2008
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