Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

People say 60 is the new 40...the cop that pulled me over this morning disagreed.

---Jonco Stl on G+

I hope it was good for you too,

Celebrity comparison...

As we age, we all look a little less pretty (handsome) and a little more wrinkled -except perhaps wealthy celebrities who have personal trainers, make-up artists and even plastic surgeons to keep them looking younger.  Herein some photos of celebrities and an average person the same age.

A Joke About An Old Lady

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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How Long Ago Was That?

From Chuck's Fun Page 2

When I Was Your Age

From Chuck's Fun Page 2

Dressing Your Age

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us ' Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Mini skirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last , but not least

13. Thongs and Depends

How Old Am I?

Do you get a kick out of guessing people's ages? Here's a web site that tests your skills and gives you a score. I did very, very poorly - I did so badly I'm not telling you how far off I was.

How old are you?
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