Maybe someone else?

Joke time

Abigail had worked in the steno pool for years and jealously watched each of her co-workers march down the aisle. Now, as the last remaining bachelor girl, she showed up one Monday morning and began passing out cigars to all.

"What's the big idea?" asked the other girls.

Proudly she displayed a diamond ring and crowed, "It's a boy! Six feet tall and weighs 190 pounds."

Confusion

I can see where he might be confused.

You Need a Boyfriend!