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Showing posts with label bride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bride. Show all posts

Friday, January 12, 2007

Joke - The Bride

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.

Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Joke Time

The newlyweds went on a cruise for their honeymoon and found themselves shipwrecked on an island where a tribe of cannibals lived. Nevertheless, the inhabitants were very welcoming.

In fact, when they found out the couple had just been married, the cannibals threw a party.

They toasted the bride, and then roasted the groom.