An old song with mis-herd lyrics?
Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Joke Time - 3 Dillies
What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The other said, "I don't believe you!"
The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
One of them is organized.
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The other said, "I don't believe you!"
The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Jokes - 3 Dillies
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him--he ain’t gonna come.
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him--he ain’t gonna come.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
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