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Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Cow version

An old song with mis-herd lyrics?


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Joke Time - 3 Dillies

What's the difference between the govern­ment and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field. One cow said to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."


The other said, "I don't believe you!"


The first cow said, "It's true. No bull."
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call him--he ain’t gonna come.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Thursday, February 08, 2007