Proper Dining

Looks like someone will eat well tonight - and unless that Salmon learns how to hunt on land, it won't be him.

Joke - Happy Marriage

"What's the secret to your long, happy marriage?"

"My wife and I go out for a romantic dinner at least once a week."

"That's wonderful! Where do you go?"

"I like Italian ... I don't know where she goes."

Christmas Cartoon

I guess we all see things differently. I would never have thought of the Twelve Days of Christmas as a menu...