Joke time

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. Just as he did this, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from and saw a young woman looking down from an upstairs window.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?"

When he got up to her apartment, he found she was extremely attractive, and she offered him a drink. After they'd finished their drinks, she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer, and they both enjoyed a lovely meal. After dinner, she said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you.. .like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated, then said, "Wow, do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Then Eats It

Man, this is sick. From Fox News...

HOUSTON — A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant's death.

Zipper Crazy

Animated GIF - Eye Tooth

Fun Photos

Here's looking at you, kid!

A special request - a birthday egg.

This guy's a real fruit!

Popin' Fresh has a few cousins that needed deep frying!

Eyepod

Great photoshopped image. Worth a chuckle, or so I thought.

Eyes are creepy things - hard to imagine having

one pop out on you. Makes this photoshopped

image especially weird.