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| Mom takes the kid out for a drag. |
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| A booger just for you! |
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| Flagrant foul. |
How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.