It's one thing when one of these idiots hurts themself, but when they injure others, it is downright infuriating. Can't we outlaw the stupid?
Showing posts with label juggle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label juggle. Show all posts
Monday, November 26, 2012
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Joke - DUI TEst
En route to his next performance, a juggler was stopped by a cop. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" the officer asked.
"I juggle flaming torches," the juggler said.
"Oh yeah?" the cop said. "Let me see.”
The man stepped out of the car and began to juggle the blazing torches. A couple driving by slowed down to watch. "Wow," the driver said to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now.”
"I juggle flaming torches," the juggler said.
"Oh yeah?" the cop said. "Let me see.”
The man stepped out of the car and began to juggle the blazing torches. A couple driving by slowed down to watch. "Wow," the driver said to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now.”
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