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Showing posts with label juggle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label juggle. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2012

The idiots are back!

It's one thing when one of these idiots hurts themself, but when they injure others, it is downright infuriating. Can't we outlaw the stupid?


Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Joke - DUI TEst

En route to his next performance, a juggler was stopped by a cop. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" the officer asked.

"I juggle flaming torches," the juggler said.

"Oh yeah?" the cop said. "Let me see.”

The man stepped out of the car and began to juggle the blazing torches. A couple driving by slowed down to watch. "Wow," the driver said to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now.”