Showing posts with label pig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pig. Show all posts
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Monday, April 06, 2009
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Joke - Pig In the Church
The phone rang in the church office early one morning. "May I speak to the head hog at the trough?" a man asked.
"If you're referring to the preacher," the startled secretary replied, "then you may refer to him as Pastor or Brother, hut please don't call him the head hog at the trough!"
"Well," the fellow said, 'I was thinking of donating $100,000 to the building fund, but if you're not interested, I'll just…”
“Hang on," the secretary chirped, "I think the fat pig just walked in!"
"If you're referring to the preacher," the startled secretary replied, "then you may refer to him as Pastor or Brother, hut please don't call him the head hog at the trough!"
"Well," the fellow said, 'I was thinking of donating $100,000 to the building fund, but if you're not interested, I'll just…”
“Hang on," the secretary chirped, "I think the fat pig just walked in!"
Friday, January 05, 2007
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Joke - Pig
A man was driving up a winding mountain road as a woman driving the other way leaned out her window and yelled, "Pig!"
The man leaned out his window and yelled, "Bitch!"
After he rounded the next curve, he ran into a pig.
The man leaned out his window and yelled, "Bitch!"
After he rounded the next curve, he ran into a pig.
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