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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope

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Money can't buy you happiness ....
But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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"A new survey found that 'Sophia' and 'Aiden' were the most popular baby names this year. The least popular baby name was Kim Jong Sandusky."
---Jimmy Fallon

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“They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.” ~ Oscar Wilde

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton, American actor/writer

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

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Shortsighted quotes

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Our new urban dictionary defines liquidity as "the act of looking at your retirement funds and wetting your pants."

Well said

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
--– Clarence Darrow

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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
---unattributed.

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“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
–-- Winston Churchill

Good Question.

Do Roman nurses refer to IVs as 4s?
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What a cruel choice: work, or daytime television.
---unattributed

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Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and chosing the one that will get you home earlier.
---unattributed

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If you are what you eat, I'm dead meat.
-unattributed

He Said What?

"George Washington was called a terrorist by the British. De Gaulle was called a terrorist by the Nazis. l am a freedom fighter."

—Yasir Arafat (September 1988)