Making fun of being a senior citizen - 12 images

Quickie

Here's today's quickie

One evening a dapper 95-year-old man walked into an upscale bar and immediately spotted an attractive woman seated by herself. After sauntering over and sitting on the bar stool beside her, he said, "Hello, beautiful. Do I come here often?"

I hope it was good for you as well.

Joke time

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.

“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought…
He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20?s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40?s, and a preacher when in her 60?s, and now – in her 80?s – a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

Seniors aren't stupid

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"As I mature"

Some philosophical rants of an old person - don't pay them much mind.

Party time