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A man wanted to ask his waitress for a date, but every time he was able to catch her eye she scurried away. Finally, he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.

To his amazement, she said yes. "Then why have you been avoiding me?" he asked.

She replied, "I thought you wanted more coffee."

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The manager of a restaurant approached his head waiter and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the new waitress?"

"No, I swear, I haven't," the waiter replied.

"Good," the manager said. "Then YOU can fire her."