Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough­boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

I hope you found this to be of the utmost pleasure.

The home invasion

Joke time

A man journeyed to a far-off land to find a wizard who could remove a curse that had been plaguing him for the past 40 years.

"It's possible," the wizard replied, "but I'll need you to tell me the exact words of the original curse."

"No problem," the man said. "They were 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'"

One horsepower is a lot of power.

Looks like fun!

Attack of the black cat!

Holding on

After three days, fish and company begin to smell...

A fish tale

The third wheel - part 2

Come with us, they said. It will be fun, they said But - left out again.

For part 1, click here...

One minute before - part 5

That one instant- that one second before all hell breaks loose, you feel it in your gut...

For part 4, click here...

Quickie

Here's today's quickie...

What do politicians and diapers have in com­mon?
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

I know, same old, same old - but I hope it was still good for you.

Johnny Cash - Chicken in Black

Joke time

An attractive woman was sitting alone at a bar when a man approached her and asked if he could buy her a drink.

"I'm sorry," the woman said, "but I have a boyfriend."

"Really?" the man replied. "I have a gold­fish."

"What does that have to do with anything?" the woman asked.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the man said. "I thought we were talking about stuff that doesn't matter."

Isn't this impossible?

Tell me you don't want this!

You've got to be a stud to get the pretty girls.

So look, most days I post 2 photo sets, 3 funny images, 3 animated GIFs, a joke and a video or two.  Feel free to stop by often to see what I'm finding on the web.

Relationships can get complicated.

Oh look - a corded phone!

Sometimes it's hard to make friends.

Can we apply logic to human behavior?