Joke Time

A man and his wife were awakened by the sound of someone knocking on their front door The guy got up and opened the window. "Who's out there?" he yelled.

A voice from below called out, "I need a push."

"It's three o'clock in the morning!" the man hollered. "Get lost before I call the cops."

His wife rolled over and said, "Honey, remember when our children got stuck in their car late one night and that couple helped them get it started? Wouldn't you want to do the same for someone else, regardless of the time?"

The guy hesitated for a moment, and then headed downstairs to lend the man a hand. He opened the front door and yelled out, "Hey, do you still need a push? Where are you?"

"Yes!" replied a voice from the darkness. "I'm over here, on the swing."