A
little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please
come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get started."
Her
neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The
little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a rooster."
Her
neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
"First
of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He
takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea , and then," he said with a deep sigh
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"Let's
put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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